I’m a vampire. Kidding. No but really. I don’t sleep. I mean I do, but the main issue comes down to this: as soon as I decide I am going to bed, I am a bouncy ball of energy and my brain literally goes a mile a minute. True life, I’m a space cadet. I don’t know where my brain goes.
My brain was clearly not on whatever class I was in. Pita chips? Kay!
True life #2, I am a nocturnal squirrel. Sometimes I wish I actually didn’t have to sleep because then I could be so productive. Can you imagine how my GPA would look if sleep wasn’t a real thing? Think about it! I would solve the debt crisis and vlog while doing it.
Rush starts today…. AT 8:15 AM.. I mean that’s fine, I’ll get up on a Saturday at 7am I guess. Hashtag, what the fudge. (????) Coffee = best friend. When sleeping is stupid, you take into account how much caffeine you’re going to be consuming and then realize it’s going to be a lot. That’s totally fine. Keeping Starbucks in business.
EMERGENCY ALERT: I can’t use my phone all. day. That means from 8:15 when rush starts to 11pm or even midnight. Wheeeee! No but actually, this is a problem. If you haven’t noticed, I kind of have a umbilical cord to social media. It’s not my fault. I’m just really into tweeting. (if you haven’t noticed)
It’s an issue. (but not really)
I think the main reason why I can’t sleep, is because that’s when my best ideas come to my brain. This post? Happened at three in the morning. This post? Happened at midnight when I had just finished schoolwork and was “supposed” to be in bed. Priorities, people.
I have to keep a stack of small note papers by my bed so I can go through and write down all of the ideas that come through my brain furiously in the dark. I’m not kidding. If you saw these little pieces of paper, you would wonder which chicken scratched those words onto the paper. Not me, apparently.
I’ve created a whole side of my room where I tape these ideas up — a la Elsie. I actually tape them onto my second wardrobe (the perks of not having a roommate), so when I go and get ready in the morning, I can take a stroll down idea lane if I have writer’s block. The best way to stay inspired is to write down ideas as they come to you. Keeps your brain free, ya hear?
With that said, I’m about to down coffee #2 (with stevia and cream in tow) and get ready to rush. I’m wearing all black, with the exception of a few accessories. Girl’s gotta stand out from the crowd somehow! Besides the fact that I’m a seriously luminescent blonde with the demeanor of the energizer bunny. No big.
See you when I see ya! I’ll be disconnected from the universe for almost fifteen hours so hopefully I’ll do okay with only people to talk to and schoolwork to do. Veil of silence = no chatting in between houses or at lunch. Guess the sorority girls are getting all of my tweets …..out loud. Also I’m wearing two pairs of pants. It’s cold outside!
What are your plans for the weekend?
Are you a nocturnal squirrel // space cadet? Don’t be ashamed! Let’s revel in it! Toast: to coffee.